Shemale Sherri Arrested for Theft

Sherri had had a tough night. First she was involved a little confrontation with a skinny bitch who thought that just because she had a vagina made her hotter than Sherri (and no, it didn’t), and then Sherri borrowed a bottle of whiskey from some advertising executives who called the police on her. Honestly, this was not what she had in mind when dreaming of being ‘The American Shemale in London.’

So here she was standing at the fingerprint machine, hands cuffed in front of her, next to a burly police officer who had been dragging her around. The reflective screen in front of her told her that she was still hot, indeed the hottest piece of skirt in the station.

“Left hand please.”

“You know, this would be easier if you un-cuffed me.”

“I know but then you’ll slap me again, won’t you?” The reddening was only just starting to go down on his left cheek.

“No more than you deserve.” Sherri pouted and tried to look serious. “How long is this going to take?”

“Left ring finger, please.”

“Seriously? Every finger?”

“Yes, madam, every finger – and thumbs as well.”

A girl can only take so much, “Fuck this! You want this? You want to fingerprint this?” Sherri had lifted the front of her miniskirt and pulled her penis out of her little silk knickers. She started waving it in the direction of the officer. I would say menacingly but it was on the small side, matched with smooth little hairless balls – the whole collection had been called ‘cute’ several times in the past much to Sherri’s annoyance. Another worry for Sherri was that all that waving, and the cuffs, and the proximity of a mean, nasty but quite buff police officer, had given her an erection. She quickly tried to shove it back into her knickers. It just popped right out of the top and created a little tent in her miniskirt.

The police officer was unruffled. He looked at Sherri’s tent then bent down until his dark hair brushed her temple and his twelve hour stubble brushed her cheek. She felt his breath on her ear as he whispered,